Funny Stories

• Emma and Lily say and do so many cute and funny things I have to start writing them down so I don't forget. Today Emma said as we were waiting for Dave to come home from work, "Mom can Dad be my prince charming tonight at the party."
• I was talking to Emma a few days ago and I asked her If she thought her Dad was strong. She said, "Yes he is so strong because he can spray bugs to kill them."
• Emma and Lily are really good at saying there prayers. Emma will say her prayer while Lily says it in her own words. So I did not know what Emma was saying at the end of her prayers for a long time until she said it slower the other night. She says, "and thanks for Jesus Christ." Instead of, in the name of Jesus Christ.
• My mom got me a really pretty necklace when I got married. I was excited because Michelle found it in her jewelry box. So I brought it to my house. I had it on my dresser and Emma came in my room really early while I was still sleeping. She saw it and took it to her room. Then about an hour later she said, "Oh Mom I broke your necklace. I am sorry don't worry about it Mom its okay." Those are the same words I say to Emma when something breaks that she really cares about. I said, "how did it break?" She said, "I was just pulling on it and it broke but don't worry about it." I said, "I am really worried about it that makes me so sad that was a special necklace my mom gave me. She felt really bad and she went into her room. I could hear her talking to herself she said in a whisper voice,"Oh why did I tell me mom?" She is so cute it was hard to stay mad. She brought me her necklace and Said,"Look mom I am giving you a special necklace from me for you and Dad to get married."
• I throw away a lot of stuff. I am notorious for throwing away stuff. I just don't really get attached to things. I like a non clutter environment. I might be a little to extreme. I threw away a little book Emma's class made. She saw it in the garbage and said, "Oh my gosh Mom you threw away my book." I felt really bad I did not want her to see it. I keep other things she makes. Then she screamed again,"Oh my Gosh mom you threw away my toy and it wasn't old yet." I might be a little to extreme.
• During conference weekend Em said, "Uh my tummy really hurts." I said, "Why?" Emma said, "Well remember I swallowed money I found in the garage the other day." I said, "No I dont remeber you swallowed money." She said, "Well I did." So I took her to the doctor and he listened to her breathing and said he thinks she will be fine and it is pretty common. She never does stuff like that I was shocked I guess she was just curious or really really hungry.